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The Wonderful World of Amber
A Shrine To Awesometacularness
Created on 2005-09-27 15:22:17 (#8399032), last updated 2007-08-21
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| Name: | Amber |
|---|---|
| Location: | Franklinville, New York, United States |
I'm a junior in high school, and I spend all of my free time watching tv or listening to music.
My Nine Commandments:
1. Thou shalt not insult the great goddess Jennifer Tilly, for she is
the greatest actress EVER!!
2. Thou shalt not be a Republican.
3. Thou shalt not watch anime in English, for it is a vile, sinful
abomination.
4. Thou shalt never become a LARPer, or thou shalt be condemned to
watch Sandra Bullock movies in hell for all eternity.
5. Thou shalt never ingest the evil coconut, or face the wrath of the
baddest motherfucker around, Samuel L. Jackson.
6. Thou shalt not expose thyself to any redneck comedians, or use any
of the catchphrases made popular by said heathens.
7. Thou shalt appreciate Heathers, Leaving Normal, Chopping Mall, and
every Child's Play movie created, and curse the heinous "Leonard
Maltin" (if that is really his name) for his horrible taste.
8. Thou shalt hate anything associated with Christianity.
9. Thou shalt swear profusely, for censorship of any form is sinful.
My Nine Commandments:
1. Thou shalt not insult the great goddess Jennifer Tilly, for she is
the greatest actress EVER!!
2. Thou shalt not be a Republican.
3. Thou shalt not watch anime in English, for it is a vile, sinful
abomination.
4. Thou shalt never become a LARPer, or thou shalt be condemned to
watch Sandra Bullock movies in hell for all eternity.
5. Thou shalt never ingest the evil coconut, or face the wrath of the
baddest motherfucker around, Samuel L. Jackson.
6. Thou shalt not expose thyself to any redneck comedians, or use any
of the catchphrases made popular by said heathens.
7. Thou shalt appreciate Heathers, Leaving Normal, Chopping Mall, and
every Child's Play movie created, and curse the heinous "Leonard
Maltin" (if that is really his name) for his horrible taste.
8. Thou shalt hate anything associated with Christianity.
9. Thou shalt swear profusely, for censorship of any form is sinful.
Interests (65):
1337, abortion, all around nerdiness, aqua teen hunger force, arguments, awesometacularness, azumanga daioh, band, battlestar galactica, black lagoon, combatting xenophobia, confuzzelation, cowboy bebop, cromartie high school, cult movies, cynicism, dark angel, dead like me, debating politics with adults, dilbert, donnie darko, dresden dolls, english class, fire, full metal panic, get fuzzy, history class, inventing cults, jennifer tilly, landover baptist church, latin class, liberals, mary mcdonnell, monkeypox, non sequitur, pani poni dash, penny arcade, people who get me, pirates vs. ninjas, president roslin, punk rock, reading, resident evil, russ feingold, sais, samantha bee, sarcasm, sleeping, snakes on a plane, snakes on an elevator, staff fighting, stephen colbert, tarantino, tenchi muyo, the arcade fire, the daily show, the go go's, the god of eli, the mists of avalon, the sims 2, trivia, uncyclopedia, useless knowledge, xena, zombie survival guide
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