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The Wonderful World of Amber

A Shrine To Awesometacularness

Created on 2005-09-27 15:22:17 (#8399032), last updated 2007-08-21

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Name:Amber
Location:Franklinville, New York, United States
Bio
I'm a junior in high school, and I spend all of my free time watching tv or listening to music.

My Nine Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not insult the great goddess Jennifer Tilly, for she is
the greatest actress EVER!!
2. Thou shalt not be a Republican.
3. Thou shalt not watch anime in English, for it is a vile, sinful
abomination.
4. Thou shalt never become a LARPer, or thou shalt be condemned to
watch Sandra Bullock movies in hell for all eternity.
5. Thou shalt never ingest the evil coconut, or face the wrath of the
baddest motherfucker around, Samuel L. Jackson.
6. Thou shalt not expose thyself to any redneck comedians, or use any
of the catchphrases made popular by said heathens.
7. Thou shalt appreciate Heathers, Leaving Normal, Chopping Mall, and
every Child's Play movie created, and curse the heinous "Leonard
Maltin" (if that is really his name) for his horrible taste.
8. Thou shalt hate anything associated with Christianity.
9. Thou shalt swear profusely, for censorship of any form is sinful.
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